i’m mia ferrari.

at this point you might be thinking,

“she’s hired.

her last name is literally ferrari.”

i appreciate your offer.

i really do.

i feel incredibly inclined to tell you more about me, though.

so that’s what i’m gonna do. thanks for understanding.

like i said, my name is mia ferrari. i am a junior at the university of north carolina at chapel hill studying advertising, public relations, and sociology.

here are some things to know about me:

i am the daughter of two STEM majors, but i failed chem 101 (“ironic” by alanis morissette plays loudly in the background)

i have no idea whether or not i’m related to the ferrari car company. that would be so dope. i’ll keep y’all updated if i ever find the familial connection.

i am 25% italian, but i make it a much larger percentage of my personality. i’m talking too loud? sorry, i’m italian. i’m craving pasta? no shit, i’m italian.

i was in Beyoncé’s 0.5% top listeners on spotify in 2022 and 2023. and yes, my mom and i lived it up at the renaissance world tour.

i am a planner. call it personality, call it diagnosed general anxiety, call it whatever fits your fancy. if there’s something going on, i’m planning every last detail and i’m making a canva graphic to go along with it.

i have been featured on unc chicks (a barstool account) twice. rah rah carolina.

i am a die-hard fan of orange juice (but only the really good kind).